2. I have an unforgivable habit of not tightening lids on jars. (Why Jack hasn't divorced me for this is a great mystery.)
3. My go-to "cleaning" method is to shove crap in cabinets, closets, and under the bed.
4. I hate calling people on the phone and will do almost anything to avoid it.
5. I was a bigger nerd in high school than you can possibly imagine.
6. Evidence of #5: The only team sport I played was Knowledge Bowl.
7. Yet more evidence: There is still a poster of
8. I hate hanging out at the playground.
9. I love reading science fiction and fantasy novels. (Don't ask me to divulge any titles because I will plead the Fifth.)
10. I can pee faster than anyone else on this earth.
4 comments:
You are so transparent!
That could be my list.
Board games should be called Bored games. The playground is brings out my worst paranoias.
I take that peeing comment as a challenge! I spent waaay to much time in bars to linger in the potty. Someone might take my chair, or worse yet, my drink! When I finally meet you in person, I'm bringing a stopwatch.
I've been known to take a shopping bag, shove all the loose papers and magazines in it, and shove the bag in my closet when guests are coming over.
I also challenge the peeing comment. I can go pee, start to finish, faster than a guy....
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