Thursday, September 06, 2007

Out of the mouths of...moms

Phrases I never thought I'd utter:

"No more eyeball talk at the dinner table!"

"You can kill each other after you get your pajamas on."

"Please take Mr. Incredible out of your mouth right now."

"Wow, that really is amazing. Thank you so much for showing it to me. Now will you please flush the toilet?"

Now it's your turn. C'mon, let's hear 'em.


gc said...

... the stroller brigade was assembling these for a while. I remember my favorite was:
"can you find something less pointy to stick in your nose?"

and one of my recent additions, on a similar track:

"Hit mommy with something less hard, please"

followthatdog said...

"I know you love her, but please quit licking the dog"

bomas said...

more licking:
"No, you may not lick your brother"

followthatdog said...

"Please do not grab things out of the potty." I uttered this one today

happypix said...

This week's notable was "The cat doesn't really like it when you ride her" and "please don't lick your sister's feet"

Glad to see you are blogging again, mi amiga! Happy Belated Birthday!

Mamikaze said...

"really, honey, the dogs don't want your edamame."

"if you blow that whistle on more time I am going to make you eat it."