Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Time to lay off those nature programs

Conversation in the car on the way home from school:

JJ: I was a chameleon today at school.

Me: I know, I saw you.

JJ: I was a male chameleon.

Me: Oh, really?

JJ: Yes. See these bright colors? This is how I attract females.

Me: Oh?

JJ: I mated with two females today.

Me: …. Oh. Really?

JJ: Yes. With E. and S.

So that’s what they were doing behind the playstructure.


happygal said...

What a swinger!

Stephanie said...

they start so young these days.

that is hilarious. i would have driven off the road.

Student Nurse Jack said...

Niiiiiiiiice. I'm cracking up trying to picture the conversation at the 'mates' households tonight.

"He said he was a WHAT?" "And he wanted to do WHAT with you?"

Smart boy.

Jenifer said...

lol that a conversation

Alisyn said...

He's the Austin Powers of the playground set. Yeah, baby, YEAH!

mamaloo said...

freaking hilarious!