2. I have an unforgivable habit of not tightening lids on jars. (Why Jack hasn't divorced me for this is a great mystery.)
3. My go-to "cleaning" method is to shove crap in cabinets, closets, and under the bed.
4. I hate calling people on the phone and will do almost anything to avoid it.
5. I was a bigger nerd in high school than you can possibly imagine.
6. Evidence of #5: The only team sport I played was Knowledge Bowl.
7. Yet more evidence: There is still a poster of
8. I hate hanging out at the playground.
9. I love reading science fiction and fantasy novels. (Don't ask me to divulge any titles because I will plead the Fifth.)
10. I can pee faster than anyone else on this earth.
